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Gidday you spearchucking cunts!


Welcome to Gunston Travel; the fucken North Sentinels branch!


I am Gene Gunston and I am YOUR Gunston Travel: North Sentinels

Travel Agency Representative.


Trev's just rigged up our Gunston Travel Agency front desk with Aunty 

Doris's dopey friend Mrs Raelene stationed there currently awaiting the 

first of the North Sentinelise locals to come over the ridge and plonk 

down some dosh for a well-earned overseas fucken vacation! 

CHING CHING MOTHERFUCKERS!



The poor local wankers must be dying to get off this boring fucken island

for a bit.




Yep, an overseas vacation is what they need, c/o their new pals at the

Gunston Travel Agency booth. Maybe the loin-clothed fuckheads could

do some shopping in sunny downtown Paris, prior to a casual evening

stroll down the world-famous Champs Elysses.




They could even buy some clothes from a fucken Paris boutique!


To wear during their evening stroll!


Pack your bags you stroppy bow-and-arrow

savages, it's baguettes in Bordeaux by fucken sundown!